howtobebettermagicplayer:

The Guilds of Ravnica, in terms of cows

howtobebettermagicplayer:

The Guilds of Ravnica, in terms of cows

(via kamonhiren)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via doritobutts)

cleverwittystatement:

inbetweenthelineart:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

OUR DAUGHTERS DAUGHTERS WILL ADORE US AND WILL SING IN GRATEFUL CHORUS

WELL DONE

SISTER SUFFRAGETTE

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy, via the-lantern-of-alice)

tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

(via the-lantern-of-alice)


(407): I think I have a pornographic memory.(954): Don’t you mean photographic?(407): No.

(407): I think I have a pornographic memory.
(954): Don’t you mean photographic?
(407): No.

(Source: textsfromkingdomhearts)


(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.

(949): Fuck. That. I’m gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I’m a MAN.

(Source: textsfromkingdomhearts)


(708): I’m lost and stupid without you.

(708): I’m lost and stupid without you.

(Source: textsfromkingdomhearts)

achievementhunterislife:

Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via the-lantern-of-alice)